Ivor Hogg

Secret Dreams

Although they're fully functional
It's definitely unusual.
To find a man endowed with two.
You wonder what this man can do.
He could fulfil the wildest dreams
of any woman so it seems
Make all her fantasies come true
as he is well equipped to do.
But only if he has technique
to match rather rare physique.
I know exactly what he can do.
There’s no way I am telling you
Why should I tell you what its like
To ride on his spare motorbike

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